my step-brother-in-law told me before his wedding that “real men don’t fuck their wives on their wedding night”. seriously. and her hair was still up the next morning. he seemed proud. New York Italian mentality.
he has since been caught with a second “mistress”.
my then-4 year old cousin did this at my older brother’s graduation party to my sister. he got a high five from his mom.
Look at that haircut. That kid’s either going to grow up to rule the world, or be a complete asshole.
I vote total douche in the making. Gonna have an orange car, wear surf shorts, shell necklace, the works.
Yep asshole, already getting started. Just watched his dad do this to a bridesmaid.
I’m going with sleeveless flannel shirt, mullet, feed cap and a giant pickup truck to compensate.
He’s more redneck looking than beach-douche
Bullshit, he’s got a gay feaux hawk.
Way to go, little man.
… just moments before little Timmy was hauled away for sexual assault.
my step-brother-in-law told me before his wedding that “real men don’t fuck their wives on their wedding night”. seriously. and her hair was still up the next morning. he seemed proud. New York Italian mentality.
he has since been caught with a second “mistress”.
She looks like Kirstie Alley.