There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O’clock.
As odd as that sounds (I know it comes from Life of Brian), that is almost a direct quote from a passage in the Book of Mormon–
“And now there began to be a great curse upon all the land because of the iniquity of the people, in which, if a man should lay his tool or his sword upon his shelf, or upon the place whither he would keep it, behold, upon the morrow, he could not find it, so great was the curse upon the land. ” Ether 14:1.
Get him a glass of water, you have to see this thing he does!
I take it you haven’t seen his bread and fish trick.
People of Jewusalum, Wome… is your fwiend!
To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Welease Bwian!
Welease Bawabbas!
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O’clock.
As odd as that sounds (I know it comes from Life of Brian), that is almost a direct quote from a passage in the Book of Mormon–
“And now there began to be a great curse upon all the land because of the iniquity of the people, in which, if a man should lay his tool or his sword upon his shelf, or upon the place whither he would keep it, behold, upon the morrow, he could not find it, so great was the curse upon the land. ” Ether 14:1.
That BoM’s got some weird shit in it.
the book of ETHER? hell yes
Ether is the perfect drug for Las Vegas. In this town they love a drunk.
Do whatever gives the greatest lulz,of course.
Do what you want. Just don’t forget to pay Judas.
150 Denarii. 150. Do I hear 175? 175? 175. Do I hear 200? 200? 200. Do I hear 225? 225? Sold, at 200 Denarii to the gentleman in the green cloak.
shave and a haircut
… TWOOO BITTTTSSSS!
Bind Torture Kill
BTK.
fuck yeah this is art
Fuck up eons of years by worshiping him?
Someone needs to shoop one of the bald dudes from Fringe in there.
But some damn cloths on him.
Can I get a T
how big?
That’s a pretty caucasian jesus right there.
Yeah, that bothers me too. Most of the Jewish people in Israel and the surrounding area are of Persian descent, dude would have a good tan going.