Celery?
One can become too familiar with vegetables, you know
Yeah, but…celery?
A friend once told me she lost her virginity to a carrot. Her mom walked in on her. I didn’t ask if the carrot did the walk of shame.
Why do people not think to go in the bathroom of their house where the door has a lock and pretend they’re taking a shit? It’s an excuse that no one would question and the person can use the bathroom fan to help hide any noise… *shakes head*
i say im reading on my laptop
Because not everybody fantasizes about having sex on the toilet…?
Because toilets are fucking disgusting you filthy fuck.
Art Frahm
Yup, it’s a take on his pictures almost all of which had celery in them and women who’s panties someone forgot to work and fell down on them.
Her torso is huge.
Yeah. It’s not as sexy as the Elastigirl from the movie was.
No
sarah silverman?
Celery?
One can become too familiar with vegetables, you know
Yeah, but…celery?
A friend once told me she lost her virginity to a carrot. Her mom walked in on her. I didn’t ask if the carrot did the walk of shame.
Why do people not think to go in the bathroom of their house where the door has a lock and pretend they’re taking a shit? It’s an excuse that no one would question and the person can use the bathroom fan to help hide any noise… *shakes head*
i say im reading on my laptop
Because not everybody fantasizes about having sex on the toilet…?
Because toilets are fucking disgusting you filthy fuck.
Art Frahm
Yup, it’s a take on his pictures almost all of which had celery in them and women who’s panties someone forgot to work and fell down on them.
Her torso is huge.
Yeah. It’s not as sexy as the Elastigirl from the movie was.
No
sarah silverman?