I figured I should ACTUALLY post pictures where I’m not just making faces in the mirror pretending to be silly.
THE TRUTH IS OUT: I try to look hot for cams. but my rate of success is 2/40 hot pictures for every picture-taking session. I just can’t keep a straight face.
*Drool*
i’ll give you 2/40, OR 1/20 GODDAM, PLEASE SIMPLIFY ALL FRACTIONS. FUCK.
I can not imagine you not looking hot.
Holy Crap. Your beautiful!
her beautiful?
She actually might have cornered the market on Beautiful; thus wholly possessing it outright.
I demand TITS OR GTFO.
Good day to you madame.
now you’ve pissed me off.
why so awesome?
stars to the fif! only cuz it doesn’t go higher.
you have nice shoulders and particularly rad eyeballs.
most raddest looking girl on m[c]s, imo
GODDAM YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
thank you capitan obvious.. for fux sake
Smiles are hot too, you know.
also, moutarde was posting pictures of herself since way back. you can click her name by the post title and see all her work
i think this one’s my favorite
your irises are HUEG. so deeeeeeep
Anime eye freakout!
I love you.
Killer boobage
Boobs means: Without the clothes!
PS: I’ll still do ya.
Mummy I want that one! *points*
Hey, you, don’t you think its kinda cute that I (I) just (just) died in your arms tonite. Ooooh, I just died in your arms tonight, musta been something you said, cause I just died in your arms tonight!
So between pic 1 and 3, are you wearing contacts? If not, that some serious chameleon characteristics going on. Your eyes match the color of your top perfectly, quite a difference between the grey and aqua-marine. Very cool to see. (no pun intended)
yes please
i hope you live in the nyc area, you out right beautiful
I’ll give her 3/9 for this set or simplified, 1/3.
OMG! You look like Sating from Moulin Rouge in the 5th pic! You are very beautiful.. a great compliment coming from a 16 year old guy lol 🙂
Satine*
I think you have a 40/40 success rate gorgeous!
These are so much better then the other pictures.
Also, when I say something like “I would date you” – I mean you look really good – considering I don’t do relationships.
I wasn’t saying “hey, date me”.
Just thought I would clear that up.
Hahahah! Guess who just made himself seem like an even bigger douche?
Here’s a hint; ITS YOU!
Guess who doesn’t realize that girls don’t fuck nice guys!
Here’s a hint; IT’S YOU!
Oh wow, thanks for the heads up. That means a lot coming from the guy trying to make himself not seem like a douche and like a nice guy.
Actually I thought I was explaining how I was an asshole to women to attract them?
(btw it works in real life if you do it right)
Well, for me anyways.
I can’t tell you guys how, because you have to learn for yourself
I’m sure you hear this a lot but I’m going to say it one more time for good measure, you’re annoying.
You constantly try and cover up your own stupidity and it just ends being really annoying. Its funny at first to see you stumble over yourself, but damn does it get tiring.
I’m actually pretty certain that it’s your defeat that get’s annoying and tiring.
Nobody likes to be wrong. I’m sure it’s just your ego using a defense mechanism.
If only.
Go suck your dad’s dog’s dick.
Penises, females dogs do not have, young one.
Aw casemods! You’re not as witty as you think. But since you made it clear your dad doesn’t have a male dog, why don’t go suck your dad’s dog’s vagina instead. Seem suitable?
thats better. at least it makes sense now
Whatever, you’re still a douche. Enjoy your bestiality.
they fuck the nice guys but the nice guys never get the girl in the end. it’s more like a pity fuck, lol.
And nice guys everywhere are okay with that. Assholes get the girls up until people start shedding the immaturity of their teen years, after that point the roles reverse themselves.
and when I say “I wouldn’t date you” that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t in some hypothetical real-life situation, it actually means you don’t look really good.
Hahaha! It’s funny because he’s an annoying douche!
>implying you look good in some of your other pictures and I would even consider it.
You are lucky you even looked this good for me to consider you.
Where as I look good all the time.
Don’t let it go to you’re head.
greater than what?
lol
OH CASEMODS YOUR ATTENTION HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH SELF-WORTH
HAIL
HAAAIIILLLL
fucker
wtf cant comment
case is right. be a prick to women and you get dates. trust me on this one. it is all the TRUE!
First off, you’ve commented in the wrong place. Second, no one is disagreeing with that. In fact, we’ve all agreed that assholes get dates.
Roflmao. I wish I could see this exchange in person. I love experiencing these trainwrex first-hand.
Pity fucks. Aww, how I miss those. 😉
HUBBA HUBBA
very nice. love the glasses look.
godammit you skank. i fapped and i hate you for it.
I hit it
you’re adorable and basically every synonym thereof. There isn’t a pic of you I don’t like.
You’re pretty attractive
Girl posts pictures; “Oh, if only I were priddy.”
10,000 dweebs post “Wail! Pant! Yr so HOTT!!!!”
and you’re gay
#3 & #5 have awesomeness.