That’s only if she lost the weight quickly, it also depends on what type her skin is. Just like some women who were pregnant and have no loose skin afterwards while others could wrap their foot in loose skin.
EVERYONE FIND A FATTY AND HERD THEM TO THE GYM. IF WE GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT WE WILL MOVE A LITTLE FURTHER FROM THE SUN AND SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING.
Well, when you start out with her, she’d probably put a lot more effort into pleasing you sexually because she’s a fat chick, and hopefully she’d have to maintain it, even as she lost weight. So three years later you’d be getting enthusiastic fat girl sex from a hottie!
… and she’s no longer out of breathe and spent after 3 minutes.
I’ve been in this very situation…
My money is on “former fat-chick grueling sex marathons that goes on for an exhausting 2.3 hours – where she keeps screaming out “Fucker, if you can’t keep up, I’ll find someone else who can!… now FUCK!”
The great thing is she will make an excellent girlfriend. On the outside beautiful and on the inside still that fat insecure girl. She will treat her man like gold.
well good sir, im sure you’ll find that there is no “pie” in “pirates of the caribbean”. If you were to have inspected the title more closely you would have noticed a few more suitable examples for your remark. For example:
a) she puts the bean in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
b) she puts the rib in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
c) she puts the irate in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
I hope this will help you in your future career as an online imageboard comedian. You have a lot of talent and I wish you all the best.
You’ve never read on a website about fat people and pie?
Welcome to the internet fuckface. You’ll find your comedic analysis about as welcome and helpful as your body odour is in your sad little real life.
Also your suggestions sucked balls. They were about as funny as your post in its entirety.
The fact that there is no word pie is if not incidental then additionally funny.
I’m sorry this level of comedy is beyond your limited grasp but at least you still have people like greenie to laugh along with you while you scour the internet for people who share your intellectual limitations.
Oooh sorry man, you lose! Don’t you know it’s against the internet rules to post (p)irate replies to what was a funny reply to your inane post? It’s all very clearly laid out in the instruction manual you got.
Silky
I admit, the pie joke was better suited to the context of course. And it was funny and I made a reply, not to offend, but to contribute to the fun, lighthearted atmosphere of MCS which we all love. I read through these comments and to be honest you’re the only one here attacking people.
Also r******d is a very ugly word. I have the priviledge of working with people with learning and motor disabilities and their condition isn’t something you should wave at people’s faces like that. I used that word very often until I realized what I was doing.
Volunteer to help somewhere in your area. Spend 1 day pushing an otherwise healthy 15 year old on a wheelchair, spoon feed a father of 2 who can’t even hold a spoon and help a man with down syndrome with his homework. Best day’s work you’ll ever have and you’ll never use that word again I assure you.
I thought the pie comment was funny, until I read the tirade that followed.
I too think she would have some seriously loose skin. It happened to my friend when she lost 100 lbs. A shitty reward for all her hard work and willpower.
i bet her skin is loose and she still feels like she’s wearing those antlers on the inside
😀
That’s only if she lost the weight quickly, it also depends on what type her skin is. Just like some women who were pregnant and have no loose skin afterwards while others could wrap their foot in loose skin.
and the antlers?
Etched into her soul.
Or tattooed over her ass.
Don’t forget that her body probably looks like mini LEGO bikes skidded all over her, or like rivers that are now dried up.
Good for her. Seriously.
not even once.
i want her antlers
I’m not so sure the after is good enough for my standards
I’d downvote this twice if I could.
‘s ok. You’re probably not good enough for her’s either. Even the standards she’d have had “before”.
Some fat chicks are just not in touch with reality for some reason, I agree.
Ash, I’m pretty sure your casemods would drive her wild.
No, really.
NOW I know why I feel the overwhelming urge to pound your face with a spiked club….I though it was just your face that induced that.
holy shitballs 89 downvotes
either someone is fudging the voting widget or Graham has really pissed off the fat brigade.
You finally hit the century mark! Maybe this means you’ll be banned from the internet.
But the before is, amirite?
Fail 😀
i say shooped.
well of course its shooped, have you ever seen a girl with antlers in real life?
EVERYONE FIND A FATTY AND HERD THEM TO THE GYM. IF WE GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT WE WILL MOVE A LITTLE FURTHER FROM THE SUN AND SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING.
OH SNAP
I thought weight added mass making the earth’s orbit around the sun widen?!Meh… the crap they teach you at school!
are you forgetting the frakking law of conservation of mass??
The cake is a lie. Big. Fat. Lie.
congrats, li’l lady, wherever you are.
If you were dating her in the “before” pic and she told you she was dieting down, would you have wait on her for the “after” pic?
3 years is a long time to wait.
Well, when you start out with her, she’d probably put a lot more effort into pleasing you sexually because she’s a fat chick, and hopefully she’d have to maintain it, even as she lost weight. So three years later you’d be getting enthusiastic fat girl sex from a hottie!
… and she’s no longer out of breathe and spent after 3 minutes.
I’ve been in this very situation…
My money is on “former fat-chick grueling sex marathons that goes on for an exhausting 2.3 hours – where she keeps screaming out “Fucker, if you can’t keep up, I’ll find someone else who can!… now FUCK!”
Good job!
The great thing is she will make an excellent girlfriend. On the outside beautiful and on the inside still that fat insecure girl. She will treat her man like gold.
She lost weight let’s make fun of her…
In agreement with sarcasm
Can we throw in the piercings, too? I think snakebites look silly.
She puts the pie in Pirates of the Caribbean.
well good sir, im sure you’ll find that there is no “pie” in “pirates of the caribbean”. If you were to have inspected the title more closely you would have noticed a few more suitable examples for your remark. For example:
a) she puts the bean in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
b) she puts the rib in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
c) she puts the irate in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
I hope this will help you in your future career as an online imageboard comedian. You have a lot of talent and I wish you all the best.
Silky you got owned.
Owned dude. OWNED!
You’ve never read on a website about fat people and pie?
Welcome to the internet fuckface. You’ll find your comedic analysis about as welcome and helpful as your body odour is in your sad little real life.
Also your suggestions sucked balls. They were about as funny as your post in its entirety.
The fact that there is no word pie is if not incidental then additionally funny.
I’m sorry this level of comedy is beyond your limited grasp but at least you still have people like greenie to laugh along with you while you scour the internet for people who share your intellectual limitations.
Oooh sorry man, you lose! Don’t you know it’s against the internet rules to post (p)irate replies to what was a funny reply to your inane post? It’s all very clearly laid out in the instruction manual you got.
yaright
The fact that you’ve got it in your head that the post that fucking idiot made was funny negates everything else you said and will ever say.
What are you fat fucking faggots iming each other to come post on a fucking site comment thread?
That’s a new level of low.
Online circles of friends. Its like you guys just gave up on not being losers. lol
I think the “low” begins roughly around the point in which you lose your temper and start being rude to people for no reason. Lighten up silky
No reason?
What are trying to actually reach retarded? You addressed me first you fucking idiot.
Silky
I admit, the pie joke was better suited to the context of course. And it was funny and I made a reply, not to offend, but to contribute to the fun, lighthearted atmosphere of MCS which we all love. I read through these comments and to be honest you’re the only one here attacking people.
Also r******d is a very ugly word. I have the priviledge of working with people with learning and motor disabilities and their condition isn’t something you should wave at people’s faces like that. I used that word very often until I realized what I was doing.
Volunteer to help somewhere in your area. Spend 1 day pushing an otherwise healthy 15 year old on a wheelchair, spoon feed a father of 2 who can’t even hold a spoon and help a man with down syndrome with his homework. Best day’s work you’ll ever have and you’ll never use that word again I assure you.
Lulz. Poor Marge.
ditto
i want to make sex on her skinny version
I thought the pie comment was funny, until I read the tirade that followed.
I too think she would have some seriously loose skin. It happened to my friend when she lost 100 lbs. A shitty reward for all her hard work and willpower.