Democrats leave thousands of rambling, expletive-filled messages on Republican officials’ answering machines, go on a rash of breaking windows at Republican offices, try to break the gas line at a Republican congressman’s house (actually his brother…), and start to gear up the militia movement again to defend against Republican oppression, all while blaming Democratic hatefulness and violence on the Republicans, and saying that Republicans are asking Democrats to shoot at them.
“From the U.S. population point of view – there are very few people that seem to be against reform.
This bill in particular has basically been a power play between the two big parties if I understand correctly.
It didn’t really pan out brilliantly for either side – the Republicans get egg on their face because the other side got their bill through anyway, whilst the Democrats didn’t really get the thing they wanted because they watered down their original bill to try and get Republican support.
The lead up to why this silly thing got pushed through can basically be summarised as follows (stolen from Digg – it’s a great summation):
Democrats: “We need health care reform”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Give us a majority and we’ll do it better”
Democrats: “Done, you have majority of both houses”
12 years later, health care is irrefutably worse in every respect for every single person in the United States
Democrats: “We need health care reform”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Americans are tired of partisan politics!”
Democrats: “OK, let’s compromise”
Republicans: “OK, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done. Time to end debate”
Republicans: “Too liberal, we need more debate, we will filibuster to prevent you from voting”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll vote–sorry guys, debate is ended. It’s time to vote on the bill”
Republicans: “Too liberal, we vote no”
Democrats: “OK, it passed anyway–sorry guys.”
One month later
Republicans: “Wait–wait, OK, we have less of a minority now so we can filibuster forever.”
Democrats: “Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now”
Republicans: “But we have enough to filibuster”
Democrats: “Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You haven’t listened to our ideas! You’ve shut us out of this whole process!”
Democrats: “Sorry, show us your proposal”
Republicans: “Smaller government”
Democrats: “That’s not very specific”
Republicans: “OK, here’s our detailed proposal–It’s our common-sense ideas we spent 12 years not enacting”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll add a bunch more of your ideas”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You included all these back-room deals”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll get rid of the back-room deals”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You’re using obscure procedural tricks to eliminate the back-room deals!”
Democrats: “No, we’re using reconciliation, which both parties have used dozens of times for much larger bills”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You’re pressuring Congressmen to vote for your bill! Scandal!”
Democrats: “It’s called ‘whipping’, it’s been done since 1789”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Can’t you see the American people don’t want this?”
Democrats: “This bill is mildly unpopular (40-50%), doing nothing (your proposal) is extraordinarily unpopular (4-6%)”
Republicans: “We need to start over! We need to start over!”
Democrats: “We should really consider voting–”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Start over! Clean slate! Common-sense! America!”
Democrats: “OK, suit yourselves, here it comes””
Anyone who does not agree with the Looney Left is a Nazi.
This is what retard faggots actually believe.
Left wing and right wing politics would be a LOT better off without the fucking nutcases who treat it like life or death.
In this case and in most cases on this site we’re subject to the idiocy of fanatical left wing twits who really only know as much as they’re able to Google when questioned for facts.
I saw a guy at a football game with this on a T-shirt. Surprise surprise, he was old, white, fat, and scowling.
THAT’S RACIST!
One side is as bad as the other.
You’re all fucking nuts.
Democrats leave thousands of rambling, expletive-filled messages on Republican officials’ answering machines, go on a rash of breaking windows at Republican offices, try to break the gas line at a Republican congressman’s house (actually his brother…), and start to gear up the militia movement again to defend against Republican oppression, all while blaming Democratic hatefulness and violence on the Republicans, and saying that Republicans are asking Democrats to shoot at them.
Because Democrats scream, “BABY KILLARZZZZ” during a debate.
i c wat u did ther
Good. You seem to be one among few.
[rolls eyes]
@jadechimera – that’s the opposite of what this article says. Do you have a link to the incidents you’re citing?
www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34907.html
Ha, you ruined him with facts.
Duh, guys… Today is opposite day!
THERE IS NO ONE NAMED HA HERE
Dude’s name is Louise Slaughter.
If there is a God he has a family who is a sergeant somewhere.
The fact that it’s the opposite of the article you’re citing IS THE POINT, DIPSHIT.
Intellectual satire of the highest degree.
Really? Where? I’ll I see is right wing MUUUHHHH
Psh. Americans wouldn’t know the political left if it hit them in the face. What they call left is still on the European right.
“From the U.S. population point of view – there are very few people that seem to be against reform.
This bill in particular has basically been a power play between the two big parties if I understand correctly.
It didn’t really pan out brilliantly for either side – the Republicans get egg on their face because the other side got their bill through anyway, whilst the Democrats didn’t really get the thing they wanted because they watered down their original bill to try and get Republican support.
The lead up to why this silly thing got pushed through can basically be summarised as follows (stolen from Digg – it’s a great summation):
Democrats: “We need health care reform”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Give us a majority and we’ll do it better”
Democrats: “Done, you have majority of both houses”
12 years later, health care is irrefutably worse in every respect for every single person in the United States
Democrats: “We need health care reform”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Americans are tired of partisan politics!”
Democrats: “OK, let’s compromise”
Republicans: “OK, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done”
Republicans: “Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas”
Democrats: “Done. Time to end debate”
Republicans: “Too liberal, we need more debate, we will filibuster to prevent you from voting”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll vote–sorry guys, debate is ended. It’s time to vote on the bill”
Republicans: “Too liberal, we vote no”
Democrats: “OK, it passed anyway–sorry guys.”
One month later
Republicans: “Wait–wait, OK, we have less of a minority now so we can filibuster forever.”
Democrats: “Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now”
Republicans: “But we have enough to filibuster”
Democrats: “Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You haven’t listened to our ideas! You’ve shut us out of this whole process!”
Democrats: “Sorry, show us your proposal”
Republicans: “Smaller government”
Democrats: “That’s not very specific”
Republicans: “OK, here’s our detailed proposal–It’s our common-sense ideas we spent 12 years not enacting”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll add a bunch more of your ideas”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You included all these back-room deals”
Democrats: “OK, we’ll get rid of the back-room deals”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You’re using obscure procedural tricks to eliminate the back-room deals!”
Democrats: “No, we’re using reconciliation, which both parties have used dozens of times for much larger bills”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! You’re pressuring Congressmen to vote for your bill! Scandal!”
Democrats: “It’s called ‘whipping’, it’s been done since 1789”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Can’t you see the American people don’t want this?”
Democrats: “This bill is mildly unpopular (40-50%), doing nothing (your proposal) is extraordinarily unpopular (4-6%)”
Republicans: “We need to start over! We need to start over!”
Democrats: “We should really consider voting–”
Republicans: “Liberal fascists! Start over! Clean slate! Common-sense! America!”
Democrats: “OK, suit yourselves, here it comes””
by Mr Thinly Sliced on Monday March 22, @08:24AM
yro.slashdot.org/story/10/03/22/0929202/House-Passes-Massive-Medical-Insurance-Bill-219-212
I believe republicans have been pwned. Best summary EVER.
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^^^
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Anyone who does not agree with the Looney Left is a Nazi.
This is what retard faggots actually believe.
Left wing and right wing politics would be a LOT better off without the fucking nutcases who treat it like life or death.
In this case and in most cases on this site we’re subject to the idiocy of fanatical left wing twits who really only know as much as they’re able to Google when questioned for facts.
what’s with the screw and the baseball?
“Screwball.” Was a gag on the Looney Tunes show for a long time. Sounds like you grew up on Spongebob.
No, I can’t stand that show. I was just never a big looney tunes fan
I DOWNVOTE you, sir!
Jesus is a liberal.