instructions on how to fail?
anyway, potheads are too out of it to care about trying to keep it secret

like tip#2
when i brought cops in onto a pothead, the fucktard was ‘smart’ enough to throw his big bag of weed off his 2nd floor balcony where it landed right in front of a cop standing outside, and the cops inside found weed crumbs all over his kitchen table, and his pipe was right there on the bookshelf,
the main factor in this series of fail was that he is from brazil, so his IQ is naturally about half his shoe size anyhow