Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the bitch out and giving the bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same fu**ing thing.
Would you give a man a foot massage?
The Wizard of Oz was really a small unimposing man who wasn’t capable of jack shit. The Wizard of Badass is Samuel L. Jackson, who doesn’t need a lot of flashy effects and trickery, he’ll just straight up murder you with awesome.
And then he will hope you burn in hell.
Do they speak English in Oz?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO THEY SPEAK IT?
*BLAM*
Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
OZ MUTHAFUCKA
Would you give a man a foot massage?
The Wizard of Oz was really a small unimposing man who wasn’t capable of jack shit. The Wizard of Badass is Samuel L. Jackson, who doesn’t need a lot of flashy effects and trickery, he’ll just straight up murder you with awesome.
And then he will hope you burn in hell.
Do they speak English in Oz?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO THEY SPEAK IT?
*BLAM*
Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
OZ MUTHAFUCKA