One day, I was listening to a radio talk show, and someone called in to complain about the Stimulus. Their exact words were, and I quote, “Obama’s talked a lot, but his package isn’t stimulating anything!”
I had to pull off the side of the road, I was laughing so hard.
It makes sense now!
Obama doesnt give 2 shits about anyone else, he just wanted the bill to pass so that his insurence would pay for a penis enlargment, and thus, he can stop fucking Michelle in her sleep just to get some.
Unequivocal WIN.
Well, I certainly would not want to be fucked by a 24″ dick. That would be uncomfortable.
Oh wait, it is “Obama’s package.” Not a reference to the recent Insurance regulation plan.
Well, I certainly would not want to be fucked by a 2″ dick. I wouldn’t even feel it.
what newspaper is this from?? i remember reading it somewhere, but idk where.
One day, I was listening to a radio talk show, and someone called in to complain about the Stimulus. Their exact words were, and I quote, “Obama’s talked a lot, but his package isn’t stimulating anything!”
I had to pull off the side of the road, I was laughing so hard.
It makes sense now!
Obama doesnt give 2 shits about anyone else, he just wanted the bill to pass so that his insurence would pay for a penis enlargment, and thus, he can stop fucking Michelle in her sleep just to get some.