While spending his time sucking the dong
Of the great great Tiki God
We’ll all have to waste away
looking at a good-for-nothin’ casemods

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They’ll call him the phony king of M[c]S
A pox on the phony king of M[c]S!

He sits alone on a giant throne
made of fags fucking
A little tyke who’s rather like
A faggot on a string

And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Mum while he’s suckin’ his thumb
but long ago she cut her losses, because her little son is gay

Too late to be known as Graham the First
He’s sure to be known as a gigantic faggot
A pox on that phony king of M[c]S!

While he trolls us to pieces
And he robs us of our lolz
King Tii’s crown keeps slippin’ down
Around that pointed head

Ah! But while there is a lolzy man
in Tiki’s wily pack
We’ll find a way to make him pay
And steal all our lolz back