Back when I was heavy into RPG’s (the dice & paper kind), the chronic mishap charts in the back of any rulebook were important criteria in deciding which games to buy. A few games had some truly epic mishap charts. Death & dismemberment was always fun, as were venereal diseases.
you don’t take a re-roll. your piece is dead. sorry dude, GTFO
yea, but now you are just shunted and take some damage.
And the horse you rode in… oh shit, Peta’s gonna rape you…
Back when I was heavy into RPG’s (the dice & paper kind), the chronic mishap charts in the back of any rulebook were important criteria in deciding which games to buy. A few games had some truly epic mishap charts. Death & dismemberment was always fun, as were venereal diseases.
In our DnD games we have Dragon AIDS. First acquired when someone had the bright idea to piss on a dragon’s corpse.
I always miss the potion miscibility tables from earlier editions of D&D.
Actually no. This is a reverse horse head wall mount hunting trophy thing joke. OP fails.
What is this from, Traveler?