I lived there for three years. Gorgeous state, some pretty good places to eat (because Mormon missionaries have suckered people from around the world into moving to Salt Lake City), and some of the people I met there were awesome…. But, dear lord in heaven above, I wouldn’t want to move back there.
“Look, my wife’s obviously gonna be laid up for a few days with this whole deal, and then she’s gonna be taking care of the little squaller for months, so… What I’m saying is I’m going to have some free time and a desire to get out of the house- how’s about you and I get to know each other?”
That kid’s gonna be a playa.
Maybe he was just looking for wife number 2.
Hey, look its casemods!
I wonder how good of a deal he got on that hoodie?
He stole it.
As if Utah couldn’t look any worse.
I lived there for three years. Gorgeous state, some pretty good places to eat (because Mormon missionaries have suckered people from around the world into moving to Salt Lake City), and some of the people I met there were awesome…. But, dear lord in heaven above, I wouldn’t want to move back there.
Jesus Christ this is a fucked up world.
Hey, it’s Dad’s fault. Not mine. Brb, Neosporin wiped off my hands…
way to go dad.
Hey I’m havin a kid right now with this bitch here, but I’m still game baby
America, FUCK YEAH!
“Look, my wife’s obviously gonna be laid up for a few days with this whole deal, and then she’s gonna be taking care of the little squaller for months, so… What I’m saying is I’m going to have some free time and a desire to get out of the house- how’s about you and I get to know each other?”
Its all good UP UNTIL the child is born– everyone knows that.
If Joel Hodgson and Keanu Reeves had a son, he would look like this.