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Don’t bring a comb-knife to a comb-gunfight.
warning: do not buy if you are black. goodie is not responsible for any subsequent police shootings resulting from the purchase or misuse of this product.
Expect these to be banned in britain soon.
Air travel got you down? Want to make new friends? Well now you can! Specially designed for the cavity search enthusiast! TSA approved!
Order now and we’ll throw in two sets of free box cutter shaped toothbrushes!
You can get shot by cops for pulling out a frigging wallet now a days. I don’t think this is a good idea.
Don’t bring a comb-knife to a comb-gunfight.
warning: do not buy if you are black. goodie is not responsible for any subsequent police shootings resulting from the purchase or misuse of this product.
Expect these to be banned in britain soon.