“I kicked a terrorist who was already out of commission for the sole purpose of looking manlier than I really am, and I’m so delicate that I tore a tendon doing so! Or so I claim. You can’t disprove it!”

Seriously, assuming this man is telling anything even remotely resembling the truth, did no one teach him how to kick? Or maybe that touching burning people in a way that doesn’t stop the burning is a dumb idea? Dude’s lucky he didn’t catch fire himself.