Do you remember the physicist we all adore?
Not Aage, the son, who got a Nobel too.
It was Niels the Dane who got there before,
and showed the world how the bomb blew.
AABBA
There is a man named Hawking, who’s tied to a chair.
A body too weak, but a mind to whom none can compare.
He’ll speak of microscopic black holes.
And tell you how they evaporate at their poles.
Till after a while the whole hole isn’t there.
LAWS-THEY ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN.
😀
In theory!
Fucking Gravitists.
I’m sorry but there is no such thing as gravity. Says so in the bible.
declair? Shame on the author.
I do love me some physics limericks.
Which kind?
ABAB
Do you remember the physicist we all adore?
Not Aage, the son, who got a Nobel too.
It was Niels the Dane who got there before,
and showed the world how the bomb blew.
AABBA
There is a man named Hawking, who’s tied to a chair.
A body too weak, but a mind to whom none can compare.
He’ll speak of microscopic black holes.
And tell you how they evaporate at their poles.
Till after a while the whole hole isn’t there.
no no no
If you change your mind,
I’m the first in line
Honey I’m still free,
Take a chance on me
EPIC
Landmines!
Oops, that was supposed to go on the amputee article.
What I meant to say here was:
I thought it was just a good idea?
Thanks, I’m here all week!
You know, the old seatbelt ad? They’re not just a good idea, they’re the law?
Waka waka waka!
Galilao?
Who the fuck is Galilao?