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ZUCCHINI – You can all be replaced by one.

Added on February 17th, 2010 by | Report Post
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    natedog

    can a zucchini 1star your submission?

    didn’t think so

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    Tyger42

    I’d like to see a zucchini perform decent cunnilingus…

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    Death_to_Dude

    I thought that zucchini has little tiny burs on them, like thorns?
    Could I be wrong though, or am I thinking of a different vegetable?

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    storminator

    did the zucchini replace the cucumber above it?

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    WistfulD

    That’s what I was thinking. I think the cucumber more represents the ‘women-want-to-use-phalically-shaped-vegetables-as-dildos-in-spite-of-the-fact-that-dildos-are-inexpensive-and-routinely-available-and-don’t-rot’ meme perpetuated by insecure/virginal male internet users.

    Was that too harsh? I was trying to be whimsically comical, not harsh. don’t know if I pulled that off.

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    outlanderssc

    The idea behind “Cucumber as dildo” is that respectable women won’t own a dildo, but it’s fine to have cukes in teh frige.

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    casemods UID# 667

    I disagree.

    Some women like to actually have contact with human beings and just lay back and be lazy.

    Dildos usually take work.

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    Alec Dalek

    Plus, dildos and zucchini don’t come with wallets.

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    Kik Dogg

    You are dating the wrong dildo.

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    casemods UID# 667

    What exactly are you implying?

    Sounds a bit like:

    “Loose whore who can’t do her kegels needs dildo bigger than her boyfriend/husband”

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    Dragunov

    I agree. I can make a good salad with a zucchini. Can I make a good salad out of a bitch? I don’t think so. Bitches don’t know how to make good salad.

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    Dral

    Both are zucchinis, cucumbers have tiny little stem points.

    Zucchinis don’t have little burrs, but they are furry, its a very short and abrasive fur-like coating.

    They also taste nasty, at least they do when my mom cooks them.

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    juiceyfruit

    …the same one?

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