what’s long, green, and smells like pork?
kermit’s fingers
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
he’s always got something up his ass
It’s not easy being green.
teh sex
holy crap. that is one sexy frog
Batman.
No, I’m Batman.
Watch me do the batdance
what’s long, green, and smells like pork?
kermit’s fingers
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
he’s always got something up his ass
It’s not easy being green.
teh sex
holy crap. that is one sexy frog
Batman.
No, I’m Batman.
Watch me do the batdance