Some people might get a laugh out of this picture, but to me it scares the shit out of me. The Russians are teaching bears to do all kinds of crazy shit. Have you seen the video of them playing hockey? It’s horrifying. I have a real fear these Russians may teach these bears too much, even turn them into servants. Then it’ll be just a matter of time until they turn on them and take control of the whole fucking Eastern Hemisphere, with the help of those commie panda bears.

We’re living in a real threat of a dystopian future of super intelligent and angry bears who will bear fuck us into oblivion. Think Planet of the Apes combined with Battlestar Galactica.