Speed is a drag,
it’s a big,
big drag
Set your mind
on fire,
make your organ sag.
Coke is a joke, rather take a toke
And be broken and a chokin’ with your brain cells smokin’.
Tripping on acid makes you flaccid; DMT too rich for me;
Heroin, aquarium, a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna Eat candy and screw Fiona With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffin’ on some nitrous oxide.

Well I’ve tried it all and it might sound queer,
But my favorite drug is an ice-cold beer