Then how do you explain big-mouthed Julia Roberts, weird-looking-and-not-in-a-cute-way Juliette Lewis and the talented Kathy Bates?
Btw, Jennifer Love Hewitt was great in The Audrey Hepburn Story and whom I would love to fornicate with (both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Audrey Hepburn in her day).
“What was your first impression of Maxwell Edison’s schlong?”
WHO’S AWESOME?
PEW PEW PEW
FUN FUN FUN!
Proof only attractive girls make it in this world.
Then how do you explain big-mouthed Julia Roberts, weird-looking-and-not-in-a-cute-way Juliette Lewis and the talented Kathy Bates?
Btw, Jennifer Love Hewitt was great in The Audrey Hepburn Story and whom I would love to fornicate with (both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Audrey Hepburn in her day).
^this. over and over.
Well, they have it easier, at least.
She’s stating the minimum requirements…
you must be this big to ride
The cock up my ass was THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big!
I have been fwapping to her since Can’t Hardly Wait!
Sorry bud, I’ve got you beat (so to speak). I started dedicating faps to her since Part of Five.
And yes, I HAVE prayed for a JLH and Neve Campbell 3-some… there is no God.
…and to the left
This is the type of woman you can almost forgive any screw-up she does:
“Oops, I burned breakfast”
“Oops, I starred in a craptacular movie”
“Oops, I hacked up a family of 3 with an axe”
Because she’s so. Goddamn. Adorable.
She of the silvered vajayjay