Because:
1] Jesus is fictional
2] Jesus was jewish and thus a dick
3] Hendrix had a guitar
4] When it comes to minorities, americans always pick blacks before jews
WTF are you talking about, nate? Jesus is awesome. He’s got great philosophies, and he even sports long hair & a beard like me. It’s his followers that piss me off most of the time. If I could hang out with Jesus, that would be sweet. I’d invite Buddha over to join us for tea.
I agree. I’m an atheist, but there probably was a Jesus at some point, and I bet he was a pretty laid back & groovy guy, in the Nelson Mandela or Gandhi way. Just sucks that more people have been killed, oppressed, and enslaved in his name than anyone else’s.
Great quote and true.
How do you know?
Deep man. *click click click*
so how come when Hendrix says it, he’s awesome. but when jesus says it, he’s a dick?
Because Hendrix is cooler.
Because:
1] Jesus is fictional
2] Jesus was jewish and thus a dick
3] Hendrix had a guitar
4] When it comes to minorities, americans always pick blacks before jews
To be fair, Jesus was only half-Jewish.
WTF are you talking about, nate? Jesus is awesome. He’s got great philosophies, and he even sports long hair & a beard like me. It’s his followers that piss me off most of the time. If I could hang out with Jesus, that would be sweet. I’d invite Buddha over to join us for tea.
I agree. I’m an atheist, but there probably was a Jesus at some point, and I bet he was a pretty laid back & groovy guy, in the Nelson Mandela or Gandhi way. Just sucks that more people have been killed, oppressed, and enslaved in his name than anyone else’s.
Great quote from a guy who choked to death on his own puke.
wait wait, americans dont like hearing the sad and pathetic ends to their celebrities, they just want to remember ONLY the good parts
like never mind Elvis Presley and Micheal Jackson turned into Pedobears, americans just want to remember the music forever
I’d rather have UNLEEMEETID POWAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!
*force throws Mace Windu through window*
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