Beware of God

Added on January 11th, 2010 by Demon | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Religion

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Puulaahi (#4552)

14 years ago

Gods an asshole pussy halfwit nutjob. Wait,no. There is no god.

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

14 years ago

So there is no Tikigod?

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

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Reply to #makecasemdsgreatagain

14 years ago

fuck that, I’m right here.

mikoyangurevich15 (#4228)

14 years ago

Typo.

mikoyangurevich15 (#4228)

14 years ago

Or is god that ill tempered 85 lbs.Rottweiler lurking around on the other side of the fence?

natedog (#1905)

Reply to mikoyangurevich15

14 years ago

God would be a great name for such a beast

ack (#1582)

14 years ago

God? Not worried.

Now Allah on the other hand… he’s fuckin’ spiteful.

And his prophet raped a 12 year old girl.

Seriously, the Muslim religion is like the Grand Theft Auto of religions.

Underground, Gangster religion.

Christianity is like the Soulja Boy religion. Black and stuttering, but not really quite rappin – if you know what I mean…

dieAntagonista (#)

Reply to ack

14 years ago

You realise that Allah means god? And you can’t compare Jesus to Mohammed because Jesus was supposedly god, Mohammed was human. There have been rapes in the bible as well, in fact at one point they made their people rape an entire group of women and children. There are virtually no crimes in the koran that can’t also be found in the bible.

Conclusion: you will have to judge Christians and Muslims individually still, hasty assumptions like this are not going to help you since most of us probably have some Christian friends who most definitely don’t rape anyone. What’s the matter ack, normally I enjoy your comments on this subject.

ack (#1582)

14 years ago

Damn… that is several dimensions of serious.

You will, of course, have to give me a pass on anything serious tonight. I am trying to kill the last of the wine from Saturday night.

I am more than half drunk and simply unable to carry on a serious conversation.

BTW… finals are coming. You should really be studying 😉

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

Haha you’re supposed to enjoy wine, not kill it. Haven’t you learned anything from Goethe?

When I’m at the computer I’m consequently also studying even if I try to pass off as an expert in theology on various websites in between. Ahem. You know it’s funny, when I have distilled sugar flowing through my veins I get really angry and write long and incoherent essays on religion. I feel better afterwards but when I’m sober my drunk writings always seem like comedy. It’s tragic.