I’ve been chased by an elephant in a car before. Nobody lost sphincter control then, although we did have to hit reverse pretty darn fast. The lions that I saw were easily three hundred yards away.
Not an uncommon sight to see safari trucks stuck in the mud, or so says my brother in Kenya. If you are lucky, the lions are all sleeping in the sun and you can get out to push. This is much less lucky.
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A LION, GET IN THE….. oh wait. so what now?
Why do you assume that they are being attacked? He is clearly getting the spare tyre for them as they have a flat. Truely a gentle giant.
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Lmao
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Serengeti predators have adapted by stalking protein enriched vehicles, on the path unwinding in the circle, traffic circle of life.
Hey you got a flat tire and a good spare. I bet the inside of that defender smells like poop.
I’ve been chased by an elephant in a car before. Nobody lost sphincter control then, although we did have to hit reverse pretty darn fast. The lions that I saw were easily three hundred yards away.
Not an uncommon sight to see safari trucks stuck in the mud, or so says my brother in Kenya. If you are lucky, the lions are all sleeping in the sun and you can get out to push. This is much less lucky.
Put the jeep in 4WD and drive on the rim until the kitties get bored and wander off.
Lion: “This car come with an EZ-Open pop top?”
Lion: “I can haz humans?”
Lion: “I iz in yur car, eating your dudes.”
Lion: [fill-in]