I had this problem with two people. With one, I changed his screensaver to marquis with DUMBASS as the message. Stayed on until he found a white knight to fix it. The other was my boss, so I always showed him what he needed to know, like how to find the file he had pulled off of an email, spent hours hunting and pecking his edits into, and then saved to a temp folder. Employment was worth the pain.
I had a coworker ask me “can we get some more firepower in this tower?” Turns out what he meant was he wanted the desktop to be faster by adding more memory. Although he had a kind of Sylvester Stallone accent and it came out like “ou we et ou mo ou-owa in is owa?”
OMG
i had this co worker named philip. he worked with me for over a year. and he must have asked me how to ‘save as’ about 3oo times.
if he still worked here, i would make this his desktop
needs more question mark
So…how do I computer?
Delete system 32. Or SYSWOW64 if you are on Vista X64.
What if I’m on a Macintosh II?
Then take your computer and punt it through the nearest window. Although a Macintosh II I would advise a steel-toed boot.
then you suck
I had this problem with two people. With one, I changed his screensaver to marquis with DUMBASS as the message. Stayed on until he found a white knight to fix it. The other was my boss, so I always showed him what he needed to know, like how to find the file he had pulled off of an email, spent hours hunting and pecking his edits into, and then saved to a temp folder. Employment was worth the pain.
I had a coworker ask me “can we get some more firepower in this tower?” Turns out what he meant was he wanted the desktop to be faster by adding more memory. Although he had a kind of Sylvester Stallone accent and it came out like “ou we et ou mo ou-owa in is owa?”
HEY KID
HELP COMPUTER
Who was phone?
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN