R.I.P Monkey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_in_space
damn that had to be traumatic for the little fucker
what the fuuuuuuuuuu-
Stupid monkey.
Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!
What does that little sign say, below his feet?
MARMAN CLAMP?
You just know he did this to one-up the old guy in the monkey bar bragging about how back in the 1930s he could fly.
That link is depressing.
The first monkey in space suffocated?
The second made it home but died on impact?
And what did we learn from this?
You can suffocate in space or die if you slam into the ground at an unbelievable speed.
I’m pretty sure we didn’t need monkeys to figure out either of those points.
I bet the only reason they were ever sent at all was to see if they came back with super powers.
Well, to test those things you mentioned, plus they knew that the softies of the future would be pissed and thats worth all the monkeys in the world.
Or there was just one fucker high up in NASA who hated the shit out of monkeys.
Get off your cross, Monkey
damn that had to be traumatic for the little fucker
what the fuuuuuuuuuu-
Stupid monkey.
Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!
What does that little sign say, below his feet?
MARMAN CLAMP?
You just know he did this to one-up the old guy in the monkey bar bragging about how back in the 1930s he could fly.
That link is depressing.
The first monkey in space suffocated?
The second made it home but died on impact?
And what did we learn from this?
You can suffocate in space or die if you slam into the ground at an unbelievable speed.
I’m pretty sure we didn’t need monkeys to figure out either of those points.
I bet the only reason they were ever sent at all was to see if they came back with super powers.
Well, to test those things you mentioned, plus they knew that the softies of the future would be pissed and thats worth all the monkeys in the world.
Or there was just one fucker high up in NASA who hated the shit out of monkeys.
Get off your cross, Monkey