Customer: ‘Hello, young man, can you help me?

Me: ‘Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?

Customer: ‘Where do you keep your scratch?

Me: ‘Excuse me?

Customer: ‘Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!

Me: ‘I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?

Customer: ‘My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.

Me: ‘Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.

Customer: ‘I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!

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