Now how did they figure out it was semen and who was the guy who thought it was a good idea to make a masturbation policy. I mean they’re literally trusting young horny men instead of just getting better pipes. Which oh wow, would mean somewhere out there are salesmen who say things like, this is our handy little pipe which won’t cost you much but can’t handle much, and this is our semen safe pipe, our developers have tested it thoroughly and you get a 10 year guarantee.