Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, ‘My son is a priest ; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ˜Father’. The second Catholic man chirps, ‘My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’. The third Catholic gent says, ‘My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ˜Your Eminence’. The fourth Catholic man then says, ‘My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ˜Your Holiness’. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, ‘Well ? She proudly replies, ‘I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24 waist and 34 hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God.

via Thur Dec 10 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.