Whatwhat? Baked white mushrooms are heaven. Also, Mexican mushrooms provide the most beautiful and enjoyable hallucinations. They don’t taste good but it’s oh so worth it. Maybe if someone made them with a proper pizza they would taste sort of good too but the people at the store we get them at always say you need to keep them cool until you eat them so I don’t know.

If none of this sounds convincing, at least listen to Infected Mushroom with Converting Vegetarians. If that doesn’t make you want to eat hallucinogenic mushrooms I don’t know what will.

Or watch Disney’s Alice in Wonderland and dream of being a caterpillar. I once built a caterpillar and named him Mr. Carter Pillow but he looked more like the blue wormy thing from Labyrinth.