The sad thing, telling kids nowadays that they need to finish their plate is an unwise thing, because its training them to be fat. So I guess we can be skinny and wasteful, or fat and efficient. Wait… that doesn’t work…
Q-delta, stupid Polish plates, all getting invaded by Germany.
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If food is a weapon, then refried beans are an act of war. We should retaliate against Mexico immediately.
In Soviet Russia food eat you!
Or terrorists win.
I waste a fair amount of food. I always think I want something, only to take a bite or two and then leave the rest.
The sad thing, telling kids nowadays that they need to finish their plate is an unwise thing, because its training them to be fat. So I guess we can be skinny and wasteful, or fat and efficient. Wait… that doesn’t work…
This is why my grandmother thinks I’m sick if I don’t polish my plate.
Q-delta, stupid Polish plates, all getting invaded by Germany.
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If food is a weapon, then refried beans are an act of war. We should retaliate against Mexico immediately.
“Sir, PUT the jelly danish ON the ground and step AWAY from the jelly danish.”