i can crush it with my mind
put my dick in it.
Pretend it’s a doughnut.
Eat it.
Snort it.
Dress it up as a poodle and declare it emperor of tonga.
Personally I prefer to cut them in half, lightly toast each half, spread each half with garlic cream cheese and eat them for breakfast.
But that’s just me.
poop it … if, you know, you just took it up the arse
I can roll it along the street with a tiny stick, laughing raucously like the 19th century schoolboy I am.
reject it for being disgusting
i can crush it with my mind
put my dick in it.
Pretend it’s a doughnut.
Eat it.
Snort it.
Dress it up as a poodle and declare it emperor of tonga.
Personally I prefer to cut them in half, lightly toast each half, spread each half with garlic cream cheese and eat them for breakfast.
But that’s just me.
poop it … if, you know, you just took it up the arse
I can roll it along the street with a tiny stick, laughing raucously like the 19th century schoolboy I am.
reject it for being disgusting