Dear Mr Squid Fucker;
I heartily suggest that you try a larger squid, like a Humboldt; aim your member for the area in the center of the tentacles and hang on, I’ve heard it’s really stimulating as it pulls your member in and clenches its’ arms around your buttocks.
Good Luck!
Where the hell did you find this? This person sounds like he could use some severe electro-therapy! WTF? lol
“Because you need to prepear for a visit of a sea animal in your genitals,” is probably the best thing I’ve read this week.
Dear Mr Squid Fucker;
I heartily suggest that you try a larger squid, like a Humboldt; aim your member for the area in the center of the tentacles and hang on, I’ve heard it’s really stimulating as it pulls your member in and clenches its’ arms around your buttocks.
Good Luck!
I c whut u did thar. And it is Evil…
Wow. Just when you thought u’d heard it all…
Me either.
Ooops, wrong post.
“Now when you know everything, let me ask you.”
I think this might be a letter to god.