There is a Dora inflatable at my work as part of a promotion. However, over time it began to deflate causing it to tip over and look incredibly inappropriate.
Well, you know, she does hang out with a monkey that isn’t a pet.
swiper, no swiping
Kinda fails because DORA DOESNT HAVE A PENIS
Strap-on?
This is the internet, anything is possible good sir. Do not tempt the internet goddess, for she is a cruel mistress.
I can here the face cringing squeak of plastic now.
I bet the dog has one.
doggy style: ur doing it wrong!
Definitely shagging the dog
ohhh kmart. how i love thee. XD
Well, you know, she does hang out with a monkey that isn’t a pet.
swiper, no swiping
Kinda fails because DORA DOESNT HAVE A PENIS
Strap-on?
This is the internet, anything is possible good sir. Do not tempt the internet goddess, for she is a cruel mistress.
I can here the face cringing squeak of plastic now.
I bet the dog has one.
doggy style: ur doing it wrong!
Definitely shagging the dog
ohhh kmart. how i love thee. XD