but he still drives the baby hummer. sissy.
When did fat and hairy become “well built”?
And wears a fanny pack..
gay guy is gay
I’d say he looks like a d-bag but he could probably rip my head off.
Hairy, sure, but fat? You tell me if just eating and being sedentary gets you shoulders bigger than a small horse.
He’s not cut, but that’s mainly only for people who give a shit what it looks like. This guy could probably throw that hummer.
Let’s review:
(Hummer H3 + fanny pack) + short muscle guy with tribal tattoos = Pole Smoker with small weiner and self esteem issues.
Extra credit – there’s a rainbow sticker on the bumper
He kind of looks like one of the Strong Man Competition guys. Those dudes are huge, but not cut in the Mr. Universe way.
synthol anyone?
I believe you never trust a guy who can’t touch his own penis. With arms like those it looks like he’d have a hard time jacking off!
I’m guessing his “fanny pack” houses his chalk for strongman workouts.
poor dude: kind of obvious he’s overcompensating for low self esteem.
ITT Jealousy
this is the kinda guy who’d wear an affliction shirt and smoke some cock
but he still drives the baby hummer. sissy.
When did fat and hairy become “well built”?
And wears a fanny pack..
gay guy is gay
I’d say he looks like a d-bag but he could probably rip my head off.
Hairy, sure, but fat? You tell me if just eating and being sedentary gets you shoulders bigger than a small horse.
He’s not cut, but that’s mainly only for people who give a shit what it looks like. This guy could probably throw that hummer.
Let’s review:
(Hummer H3 + fanny pack) + short muscle guy with tribal tattoos
= Pole Smoker with small weiner and self esteem issues.
Extra credit – there’s a rainbow sticker on the bumper
He kind of looks like one of the Strong Man Competition guys. Those dudes are huge, but not cut in the Mr. Universe way.
synthol anyone?
I believe you never trust a guy who can’t touch his own penis. With arms like those it looks like he’d have a hard time jacking off!
I’m guessing his “fanny pack” houses his chalk for strongman workouts.
poor dude: kind of obvious he’s overcompensating for low self esteem.
ITT Jealousy
this is the kinda guy who’d wear an affliction shirt and smoke some cock