Noticed that they changed the name of the Samoas to Caramel DeLites last time these hussies were outside of my Target peddling their cookies. Probably some PC move to make sure they’re not offending Samoans or something. Like they give a shit. Every Samoan I’ve known could’ve crushed me with their fist but didn’t because they were so damn nice.

Heard Wal-Mart is going to try and sell similar cookies like these at their stores & people were getting all emo because this would supposedly destroy the Girl Scout’s only stream of revenue & would ultimately be the end of them. Shit. Seriously? Then how about you sell these crack cookies year round in response to Wal-Mart.

Capitalism is a pretty simple concept. Instead, you get dumb asses who post shit like this on the internets:

authenticorganizations.com/harquail/2009/08/03/wal-mart-knocks-off-the-girl-scouts/

Some of the best lines in this lame article that’s been quoted on CNBC & other news outlets:

“Did anyone at Wal-mart think twice about knocking off the Girl Scouts’ best sellers?”

“Just when you think your opinion about Wal-Mart might be changing … just when you think that maybe, just maybe, Wal-Mart was learning to be a better citizen … Wal-Mart turns around and does something really despicable,”