I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, Secretary of State?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
This has WIN written all over it! lol
The only way that this could have been better is if, instead of an eagle face, a turkey face would have been used.
*applause*
I don’t remember clicking on this.
Bock Bock Bock Baarraackk.
My Senator is a bird
Your argument is invalid
Actually nate, since I live in New York State… MY Senator is a bird. Your argument is invalid. Well, my former Senator is a bird.
I’m not sure. This looks shooped.
It is not. I was there.
No sit, I don’t like it
*Sir, FUCK!
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, Secretary of State?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Aaaaahhhh!!!
It scared the bricking crap out of me! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!