Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.
The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K, you know Double Income, No Kids.
The third guy says, I’m a R.U.B, you know Rich, Urban, Biker.
They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you?
She replies: I’m a WIFE, you know
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
Yeah no that’s wrong, WIFE stands for “Wash it, Iron it, Fold it, Etc…”
when i was in like the 3rd grade, there was this D.A.R.E.-like program called C.H.I.C.K.E.N.
Cool
Honest
Intelligent
Clearheaded
Keen
Energetic and
Not interested in drugs
lol nearly 3 decades later i still remember that in spite of the pounds of weed i have ingested
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