Look at me! I’m a vampire! I sparkle! My vagina smells like fish! I think she’s hot in a trailer park way.
She was way hotter to me in Adventureland. Probably because she wasn’t in love with someone who would eat her. Also I didn’t watch this.
To me she was a lot better looking in Zathura.
What about Panic Room?
Whoever thought it was a good idea to style his hair like that should be fired, then hanged, drawn and quartered, and then burned.
That guy’s a vampire right? And that’s sunlight coming through the window right? Why is he not burning to a crisp?
Twilight forgot the most basic rules of vampires.
Probably because vampires are make believe just like fairies. In fact exactly like fairies.
also REPOST
It might be a repost, but I still lol’d.
Vampires do not glitter *cringes*
What were they thinking…
Look at me! I’m a vampire! I sparkle! My vagina smells like fish! I think she’s hot in a trailer park way.
She was way hotter to me in Adventureland. Probably because she wasn’t in love with someone who would eat her. Also I didn’t watch this.
To me she was a lot better looking in Zathura.
What about Panic Room?
Whoever thought it was a good idea to style his hair like that should be fired, then hanged, drawn and quartered, and then burned.
That guy’s a vampire right? And that’s sunlight coming through the window right? Why is he not burning to a crisp?
Twilight forgot the most basic rules of vampires.
Probably because vampires are make believe just like fairies. In fact exactly like fairies.
also REPOST
It might be a repost, but I still lol’d.
Vampires do not glitter *cringes*
What were they thinking…