I could point out hundreds of things wrong with it, but I still loved it. I felt like a little kid watching the cartoons and its ridiculous characters, right after watching the kick-ass toy commercials and just dying to get my hands on whatever was new that month.

I knew what to expect, I just didn’t know I’d ignore it and find it a fun movie. G.I. Joe has never been, nor will it be, an intelligent thought-provoking war story. And for that, I love it.

Now go watch 2001 Space Odyssey and go feel better about your meaningful movies and how they tie loosely to The Illuminati. That’s above retarded vegetables, right?