The original dirty old man. This dude literally fucked his way across continental Europe in the 18th century. History would have been so much more interesting in high school if they\’d told the full story.
I know what literally means, and how to use it. Adjust your sensitivity and come to grips with the fact that it can properly be used as such, and that the real misuse comes when people only use it as an emphatic.
This country likes to hide too much of the truth behind what really happened in history….
There are two kinds of men we put on our money here in the USA. Presidents… and pimps.
I love US money.
Sell secrets to an enemy, we put you on the 10.
Spend 8 years as President campaigning against paper money, we put you on the 20.
Become the most crooked President in our History (Here’s a shock Internet Jack-asses: INCLUDING BUSH) and we put you on the 50.
And Ben^ up there gets the 100.
Seriously.
We also put a white supremacist on the $100,000 bill… which is kind of fitting, as I’m sure they never thought a black guy would ever see one.
Presidents… and pimps
How does that make two kinds?
Wow, and I was a huge fan of this guy before I knew this. Franklin rocks! It’s too bad he was never president, but I suppose he knew better.
I was worried that this was making you lose your fanaticism, but I see it only supported it. Good show.
Apparently high school also failed to teach you what ‘literally’ means.
I know what literally means, and how to use it. Adjust your sensitivity and come to grips with the fact that it can properly be used as such, and that the real misuse comes when people only use it as an emphatic.
Says in the book, right here “. . .with the momentum of each sweaty thrust, Benjamin Franklin inched his way across the European Continent. . .”
I stand corrected.
Ben Franklin was the fucking man. Poor Richard’s Almanack FTFW!
I’d hit it.
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