I live just south of Chicago not too far from one of the NASCAR tracks.
I can say from experience, NASCAR stands for:
NonAthletic Sport Catering to Alcoholic Rednecks
And for the backward sister kissin’ southerners:
Ni@...@ers Ain’t Supposed to Come Around on Race day
Oh, I get it.
I think actually driving would be the tits
I think actually watching would be madness
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The only race worth watching is Bristol. Lots of twisted sheet metal and shit being destroyed.
I would love to get behind the wheel of one of those cars and take it off track…but 500 miles in a circle? No thanks.
I live just south of Chicago not too far from one of the NASCAR tracks.
I can say from experience, NASCAR stands for:
NonAthletic Sport Catering to Alcoholic Rednecks
And for the backward sister kissin’ southerners:
Ni@...@ers Ain’t Supposed to Come Around on Race day
Anything other than left turns would be too complicated for all the inbred people from the southern states.
pretty much anything done at 200 miles per hour needs to be uncomplicated and simple.
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