Here’s a thought: why no American Sumo league yet? There’s no shortage of competitors. I think I just invented the next big reality TV show. AMERICAN SUMO!!!!!
Cuz Sumo is boring as fuck. Two corpulent dudes try to push each other out of a ring. BFD. The popularity of NASCAR proves that Americans need looooooooooooong, highly repetitive sports that give them time to understand what’s going on and/or witness fiery explosions and/or get drunk in the hot sun and fry the remains of their brains.
wtf stop overfeeding him! He’s the asian michelin man already, look at that right arm. I’m not sure this is healthy…
Oh god!
It’s babyfat, he’ll grow out of it in a couple of months, when his mom have to go back to the sweatshop..
You’re thinking of China.
Sumo is Japanese.
Here’s a thought: why no American Sumo league yet? There’s no shortage of competitors. I think I just invented the next big reality TV show. AMERICAN SUMO!!!!!
Cuz Sumo is boring as fuck. Two corpulent dudes try to push each other out of a ring. BFD. The popularity of NASCAR proves that Americans need looooooooooooong, highly repetitive sports that give them time to understand what’s going on and/or witness fiery explosions and/or get drunk in the hot sun and fry the remains of their brains.
Lookit, it’s Buddha redux.
(42nd iteration)
“Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?”
Damn, I need to retake my geek quals, it took me a few readings to grok that.
I vehemently deny having anything to do with this pic. Not my offspring, nor a pic of me as a baby.
Damn deuce. Thats harsh. I’m that boring? ;p