That was the original paint job for Optimus Prime actually, but every time he transformed the image of Chuck Norris was so resistant to any warping or bending that the section of truck where his image was would peel away, taking steel and other cybertronian doo-dads with it. It was tragic, but they had to do a complete redesign in the middle and settle with an Optimus that was just that much less cool and tough. More an emotional hero for the masses.
That is so incredibly awesome. I think maybe I should jerk off right now.
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chuck norris would round house your ¶ into the next century.
AND THEN PRAY IT BACK TO LIFE.
That was the original paint job for Optimus Prime actually, but every time he transformed the image of Chuck Norris was so resistant to any warping or bending that the section of truck where his image was would peel away, taking steel and other cybertronian doo-dads with it. It was tragic, but they had to do a complete redesign in the middle and settle with an Optimus that was just that much less cool and tough. More an emotional hero for the masses.
Give this guy an Oscar for creativity!
Respect man! This is some deep stuff for something you just happened to think up.
No, twas a bad idea to begin with. This is what codeine does to me…
Chuck Norris is a pussy. Bruce Lee is the man.
Totally agree to the ninth degree.
There’s Chuck Norris… and then there’s… 0_o … SPERM!!! WTF???
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