I still have no idea what Twilight is actually about except highschool emo vampires, but that’s enough for me to not touch it with a 10-foot pole, lest it be a pole of scorn.
1. Not know a damn thing about vampire lore
2. Write for the female tween audience
3. Make up some stuff and call them vampires for giggles
4. ???
5. Profit!
A much more believable synopsis for Twilight.
HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
(deserved more than just a lol)
I still have no idea what Twilight is actually about except highschool emo vampires, but that’s enough for me to not touch it with a 10-foot pole, lest it be a pole of scorn.
VAMPIRES DON’T SHIMMER,SHINE,GLITTER,GLOW,FROLIC, OR ANY OF THAT.
God. Seriously. How do you fuck up vampires?
1. Not know a damn thing about vampire lore
2. Write for the female tween audience
3. Make up some stuff and call them vampires for giggles
4. ???
5. Profit!