‘I know I’m old, but I’m crazy about you, stated Mr. Moneybags. ‘When I
go I’ll leave all my fortune to you if you’ll have me.”

‘Have you any bad habits? asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.

‘Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit.”

‘You dear old thing. Of course I’ll marry you. And we’ll have our
honeymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won’t we?”

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