I do believe I have said this before, so I’m going to repeat it, since you’re a pompous shrimp.
Everyone and I mean everyone, has a massive metaphorical penis, it’s just a question of acknowledgement.
It’s all about perception people. Every person creates their own reality anyway, whether we’re talking about the modest Tim or the pretentious Tony (I never liked Tony), they’re both living a lie they created.
Just because Tony’s lie is bigger than Tim’s, they’re both equally untrue.
Can I get a pat on the back now? I must have solved at least 21 mysteries.
Also, my metaphorical penis is just a metaphor for my ego, but I call it metaphorical penis to make people feel uncomfortable. And it’s the only way I can screw people’s moms on this site.
Yeah yeah, you had to make fun of my metaphor of a metaphor. At least I’m showing some dedication. So how much credibility do I lose if I don’t know who or what Jergins is. Have I been doing something wrong all this time, and can I get it at Aldi?
I’d hit it. With my metaphorical penis.
Agreed. I would too, with my real, albeit tiny, penis.
God I suck. 🙁
I think you’re a metaphorical liar. And a phony.
I don’t think you really have a metaphorical penis. And even if you do, I very much doubt that it’s as metaphorically impressive as you state it is.
I do believe I have said this before, so I’m going to repeat it, since you’re a pompous shrimp.
Everyone and I mean everyone, has a massive metaphorical penis, it’s just a question of acknowledgement.
It’s all about perception people. Every person creates their own reality anyway, whether we’re talking about the modest Tim or the pretentious Tony (I never liked Tony), they’re both living a lie they created.
Just because Tony’s lie is bigger than Tim’s, they’re both equally untrue.
Can I get a pat on the back now? I must have solved at least 21 mysteries.
Also, my metaphorical penis is just a metaphor for my ego, but I call it metaphorical penis to make people feel uncomfortable. And it’s the only way I can screw people’s moms on this site.
That’s metaphorically hot.
I will metaphorically fap to that comment. And my copy of that picture of yourself that you uploaded a while back. That was also metaphorically hot.
Just kidding.
About the metaphorical bit.
I will definitely do this.
Must find some Jergins.
Yeah yeah, you had to make fun of my metaphor of a metaphor. At least I’m showing some dedication. So how much credibility do I lose if I don’t know who or what Jergins is. Have I been doing something wrong all this time, and can I get it at Aldi?
Its a fap aid. Of a lotion variety.
I imagine you can get a facsimile at Aldi, if that is some sort of store where they sell goods.
I fear his metaphor may be shared by others.
I also would hit that, and possibly kick that, until it agreed to stop singing.
Just a reminder:
She can’t sing a single note if your dick is shoved down her throat.
That is all.
That’s probably for the best.
I’d go balls deep in it.
I’ve marginally enjoyed maybe three songs of hers, but I’d love to choke her with one of those ties she wears will I penetrate.
Wow. This is the first pic I’ve seen of her where she actually looks hot. Most of the time she doesn’t do a thing for me.
i would rape her with her clothes and bracelets and tube sock on her arm and chains from her skirt and dirty skate shoes ON!
Dear god no SHES BACK!!!
lol I swear that this was posted to get a rise outta ack.
I would play scrabble with her.
AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY WIN UNLESS YOUR VOCABULARY IS POOR