I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
BANG
I’d bang her.
Actually, I’ve never found her that attractive. If she were in Playboy today, she’d never be Playmate of the Year.
And this would be Playboy’s loss.
nah, playboy is just plastic fake whores that sleep with 90 year old men.
Seriously fucked up shit.
Yeah, you’re right. The playmates lately have looked kind of…ew. MM would never make it if she had to compete with them.
Beautiful -sure whatever.
But it sure wasn’t natural beauty.
SHE’S DEAD!
🙂
She must have spotted a black guy on her side of the cafe.
Racist cunt.
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
You’re doing it wrong brah, it’s not just a copy & paste thing, you gotta mad libs that shit.
SHe was rather plain, got mixed up with the wrong people, and paid the price. Sad actually…
I guess you could compare her to Britney , in a lot of ways cept Brit will never know the prestige she did…
@drew:
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