Billy Mays died today, June 28th. He was fifty years old. The world will be a quieter, sadder place without him.
I remember that Burger King vid he made, where he did his sales pitch to the cashier–it was great.
Billy Mays was called to heaven to bring his amazing cleaning products to clean up a recent mess…
…it seems all the cherubs lost bowel control when they caught sight of Michael Jackson.
God didn’t want to pay $19.95?
After the Catholics having to pay off so many kids to keep quiet about the Priests, God’s running low on cash… now with Michael up there, well, God’s putting something aside for a rainy day.
lol
I remember that Burger King vid he made, where he did his sales pitch to the cashier–it was great.
Billy Mays was called to heaven to bring his amazing cleaning products to clean up a recent mess…
…it seems all the cherubs lost bowel control when they caught sight of Michael Jackson.
God didn’t want to pay $19.95?
After the Catholics having to pay off so many kids to keep quiet about the Priests, God’s running low on cash… now with Michael up there, well, God’s putting something aside for a rainy day.
lol