Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. The feelings this cretin’s blandification of music inspires in me could be classified as NSFW. Unless you work at a homicidal rage factory.
I played tenor sax in high school (and now, whenever I get the chance). I got so tired of being asked “like Kenny G?” whenever I told someone about it in conversation. It’s not just that it’s the wrong horn, but he’s just, so…
boring with it. All that talent, and doesn’t play a damn thing you won’t hear at the first dance of a wedding reception.
Holding a note for 45 minutes isn’t as great a feat as it sounds when you realize that Australian aborigines have been doing the same circular breathing trick on their didgeridoos for a thousand years (not holding the note for a thousand years, having the knowledge of how to do so :o).
I think I just vurped.
KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!
The G stands for “Ghost Face”
Toot Toot Toot
needs moar BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
When I realized it was Kenny G, my bowels let loose.
Held a note for 45 minutes once. Pretty cool I guess.
WHAT I MEAN UH GAY
I hear the skin flute is his favorite instrument to blow…
Man, Bob Saget really let himself go.
And why are we posting photos of talentless hack musicians?
What’s with the damn perm? I don’t understand how this guy got famous. I guess they will listen to anything in New Jersey.
Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. The feelings this cretin’s blandification of music inspires in me could be classified as NSFW. Unless you work at a homicidal rage factory.
I played tenor sax in high school (and now, whenever I get the chance). I got so tired of being asked “like Kenny G?” whenever I told someone about it in conversation. It’s not just that it’s the wrong horn, but he’s just, so…
boring with it. All that talent, and doesn’t play a damn thing you won’t hear at the first dance of a wedding reception.
Holding a note for 45 minutes isn’t as great a feat as it sounds when you realize that Australian aborigines have been doing the same circular breathing trick on their didgeridoos for a thousand years (not holding the note for a thousand years, having the knowledge of how to do so :o).