Then his wife found out about his lifelong habit of hooking up with transvestites in dollar motels.
She threw him out, he became a nervous wreck.
He got caught driving under the influence of tequila with 4 naked minors in the back of his car. There were no convictions, but he lost his job, and wound up living on the street.
He was forced to turn tricks for food, then to feed the cocaine habit he developed to cope with the everyday hardships he faced.
The moral of the story is, never get caught indulging your fetish.
I smoked marijuana and I gained temporary super powers, including the power to understand the supersonic speech patterns of bees.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Their terrible secrets are too great a burden.
No offense, but you sound like a giant douche. I think it was mostly the “working for the Government helping children.. Awsome!” part. I don’t think you -are- a giant douche, but you sounded like one.
Oh I love Moe, my intention was along the lines of pointing out that someone has food on their face. But I’m an elitist asshole, so my intentions are paving the road to hell.
I’m sorry Moe, you know I love you, even when you sound like a douche and I act like an ass. It was just a punch in the shoulder. I read your post like it was typed with a lisp. It sounded douchy.
But, perhaps… perhaps -I- am the giant douche here.
TO ALL: I am MOE! the new. Old recondomoe was cool.. but was. I am now. He has lost his way.
Hope his journey improves and he finds his way back too lifeless meaningful MCS or what not have you..
To:syvanish. i am in fact a douche. But not as much as you. you are mastering douch. I Do work for the .gov because i am not scared of my people and i wish to improve this ridiculous country for the hope that one day all people will die and earth will be left to those who deserve it..or something like that. Do you fear the .gov? is this what made you think i am douche? i help defenseless poor children. probably one of yours.. (oh sorry). lol. my point was that people bag and talk shit on government when the gov is people. get it? you are gov. when you vote for taxes to go to healthcare or rich fat-cats.. thats the gov. .. you. This cuntry sux because people are scared of the gov. – afraid to stand up. afraid to smoke some pot on the beach. afraid to tell a cop my fuckin rights.. see a judge-they might think different then a cop.-Gov works for me.
“my point was that people bag and talk shit on government when the gov is people. get it? you are gov. when you vote for taxes to go to healthcare or rich fat-cats.. thats the gov. .. you.”
Very noble of you Moe. But no, neither you nor the government has ever helped me or anyone in my family, but have done plenty of the opposite. No worries tho, we look after ourselves.
I don’t fear the .gov, but I do fear masses of people. I vote for the Anarchist Party by spoiling a ballot every election, so no, I am proudly not the gov and I have no need for the gov. There is not a single service they/you provide that I need. Thanks anyway. But who’s bagging or shitting on the government anyway?
I’m sorry I said you sounded douchy Moe. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. It was just a jab, but it came off as being douchy in itself. I admitted that, and I apologize. Hug?
I once smoked marijuana and achieved total consciousness with the universe. The next 2,000 times I tried it just got the munchies and found it hard to leave the couch/computer.
I once smoked Salvia x30 and did the same.. now when i smoke the salvia i just feel like i dove threw a mucus cactus.. or the girl on that commercial that melted to her chair.. thats what salvia feels like.. not pot. (oh now i’m high too- Stewie G.)
…after smoking marijuana, I am now BLACK and homeless!
Gilly (#734)
15 years ago
Dudes, marijuana ain’t that shit with the needles and shit.
Or…could one possibly…naaah.
Anyway, if ever I saw people degrade like that it was because of, you know, that shit with the needles and shit.
Or pot.
But those guys are pricks and I hope they die painfully.
Wait. Is someone watching this thread? Police? Secret service? Mommy?
Wow, how ignorant! Personally I don’t smoke, but all the people I’ve met have. They still work, keep their families and for christ sake never got AIDS! Seem to be more relaxed also.
Marcus (#)
11 years ago
This is so fake!
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Marijuana doesn’t give you AIDS, WTF?!
Marijuana is just like alcohol, but better.
Marijuana is used used against cancer, so why do you hate it so damn much?
It saves lives. It’s like you want people to suffer from cancer and then die.
I’ve tried marijuana 2 times for like 4 months ago. I had so much fun and laughed my ass off everytime, never had so much fun!
Did I get addicted? No
Did I change? No
Marijuana should be legal in every countries since it saves lives.
So why the fuck is the problem?
You don’t know the truth about marijuana so stop hatin’ bitches
kuk (#)
11 years ago
I smoke marijuana frequently.
I became a doctor.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
…medschool is quite tough.
“lifes”?
Stop ruining my language you stupid Lithuanian!
Well to be fair I misspelled as well…
But i think he meant Lifes as in game lives..
You know, “Hey it’s ok my guy blew up, I still had 2 lifes!”
What the shitting shit are you talking about?
Im Lithuanian and I speak rather well. Stop acting like some kid who’s been either picked on at school, or, well, just stupid and immature.
yoes noy speking well, iam som kid that gotteed pied ot schollo, or is mature or just sart/
apologies. I picked on Lithuanians thinking few would see this thread.
gloomer
Haha things like that get usually only me into trouble, but it made me laugh.
AIDs? You’re doing it wrong…
I’d like to say it’s because of the fact that’s it’s been criminilized so much, but that would be wrong…
Look around and ignore MTV, the winners aren’t smokers…have fun with it while you’re young, but drop it like O did 😉
Hmm… do you think “marijuana” is a typo for “meth”? Cuz marijuana is about as harmless as an intoxicant gets.
Also, this ad looks like it was put together by a dim 6th grader who believes what his Republican parents tell him.
He took marijuana.
Then his wife found out about his lifelong habit of hooking up with transvestites in dollar motels.
She threw him out, he became a nervous wreck.
He got caught driving under the influence of tequila with 4 naked minors in the back of his car. There were no convictions, but he lost his job, and wound up living on the street.
He was forced to turn tricks for food, then to feed the cocaine habit he developed to cope with the everyday hardships he faced.
The moral of the story is, never get caught indulging your fetish.
I smoked marijuana and I became a scientist.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Marijuana ruins lives.
I smoked marijuana and I gained temporary super powers, including the power to understand the supersonic speech patterns of bees.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Their terrible secrets are too great a burden.
I smoked marijuana and ended up a Distinguished Professor at a major Research I university. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Marijuana ruins lives.
@Rex LOL totally, I guess he and her found multiple uses for a bong?
REPLY BUTTON! USE IT!
The economic downturn, before and after
no, not marijuana, That’s what happens when you read too much “my confined space”
sheesh
shit made him black too, its gotta be bad.
I smoked weed, got a job, bought a house, had kids, and became a productive tax payer.
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
*legalize it/tax it/save our economy*
@Sarcastastic
Yeah, srsly, ffs
I Smoke weed, live a great singles life in sunny So-cal, working for the Government helping children.. Awsome!
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
*legalize it/tax it/save our economy*
No offense, but you sound like a giant douche. I think it was mostly the “working for the Government helping children.. Awsome!” part. I don’t think you -are- a giant douche, but you sounded like one.
Besides, sounding like a douche is my job.
Syl, this is Moe. As in, Recondomoe.
Moe you should have never changed your screen name.
Moe is a hero! Sorta. More of a hero than most of us will ever be.
Oh I love Moe, my intention was along the lines of pointing out that someone has food on their face. But I’m an elitist asshole, so my intentions are paving the road to hell.
I’m sorry Moe, you know I love you, even when you sound like a douche and I act like an ass. It was just a punch in the shoulder. I read your post like it was typed with a lisp. It sounded douchy.
But, perhaps… perhaps -I- am the giant douche here.
TO ALL: I am MOE! the new. Old recondomoe was cool.. but was. I am now. He has lost his way.
Hope his journey improves and he finds his way back too lifeless meaningful MCS or what not have you..
To:syvanish. i am in fact a douche. But not as much as you. you are mastering douch. I Do work for the .gov because i am not scared of my people and i wish to improve this ridiculous country for the hope that one day all people will die and earth will be left to those who deserve it..or something like that. Do you fear the .gov? is this what made you think i am douche? i help defenseless poor children. probably one of yours.. (oh sorry). lol. my point was that people bag and talk shit on government when the gov is people. get it? you are gov. when you vote for taxes to go to healthcare or rich fat-cats.. thats the gov. .. you. This cuntry sux because people are scared of the gov. – afraid to stand up. afraid to smoke some pot on the beach. afraid to tell a cop my fuckin rights.. see a judge-they might think different then a cop.-Gov works for me.
I was also sounding douchey- douchie, douchy.. because of the troll thread. i smoke everyday. Keeps me from killing everyone. and helps me sleep.
“my point was that people bag and talk shit on government when the gov is people. get it? you are gov. when you vote for taxes to go to healthcare or rich fat-cats.. thats the gov. .. you.”
Moe you’re incredible.
I’m sure Lotus agrees you are, if he sees this.
100%. The whole reason we are allowed to own guns is because we are supposed to have power over the government. The government is supposed to fear US.
Very noble of you Moe. But no, neither you nor the government has ever helped me or anyone in my family, but have done plenty of the opposite. No worries tho, we look after ourselves.
I don’t fear the .gov, but I do fear masses of people. I vote for the Anarchist Party by spoiling a ballot every election, so no, I am proudly not the gov and I have no need for the gov. There is not a single service they/you provide that I need. Thanks anyway. But who’s bagging or shitting on the government anyway?
I’m sorry I said you sounded douchy Moe. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. It was just a jab, but it came off as being douchy in itself. I admitted that, and I apologize. Hug?
I once smoked marijuana and achieved total consciousness with the universe. The next 2,000 times I tried it just got the munchies and found it hard to leave the couch/computer.
I once smoked Salvia x30 and did the same.. now when i smoke the salvia i just feel like i dove threw a mucus cactus.. or the girl on that commercial that melted to her chair.. thats what salvia feels like.. not pot. (oh now i’m high too- Stewie G.)
It just makes me eat junk food.
vI smoked marijuana and drew all of the art Tool uses on their albums and live shows.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Oh wait that’s alex grey….
Barack Obama smoked Pot, and look at him now, he is the first black man elected president.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
…after smoking marijuana, I am now BLACK and homeless!
Dudes, marijuana ain’t that shit with the needles and shit.
Or…could one possibly…naaah.
Anyway, if ever I saw people degrade like that it was because of, you know, that shit with the needles and shit.
Or pot.
But those guys are pricks and I hope they die painfully.
Wait. Is someone watching this thread? Police? Secret service? Mommy?
a bunch of druggies :O in this thread
@... colombianMonkey, you should try Salvia.
uhh why? we already have the mcs clown retard. i don’t need to take his place…
I smoked marijuana and now I work with animals 🙂
Marijuana is my anti-drug
You’d have to be high on crack to believe this.
Wow, how ignorant! Personally I don’t smoke, but all the people I’ve met have. They still work, keep their families and for christ sake never got AIDS! Seem to be more relaxed also.
This is so fake!
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Marijuana doesn’t give you AIDS, WTF?!
Marijuana is just like alcohol, but better.
Marijuana is used used against cancer, so why do you hate it so damn much?
It saves lives. It’s like you want people to suffer from cancer and then die.
I’ve tried marijuana 2 times for like 4 months ago. I had so much fun and laughed my ass off everytime, never had so much fun!
Did I get addicted? No
Did I change? No
Marijuana should be legal in every countries since it saves lives.
So why the fuck is the problem?
You don’t know the truth about marijuana so stop hatin’ bitches
I smoke marijuana frequently.
I became a doctor.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
…medschool is quite tough.